... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus and the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equal of a woman's vagina by means of a surgical incision.